Chris P.O.V.
Charlie is na'lock sa auditorium. She is so nakakaawa talaga. If I was locked there siguro Im gonna die agad. There's no food, water, wifi and yaya. So cold pa naman sa auditorium. Poor her, kaya we go to the hospital kasi sabi nya she make suka which is eewwiieee.
At the hospital
The doctor enters the room.
Gab: What's the finding Doc?
Doctor: She has an ulcer
George: Sakit lang ng poor ang ulcer.Wala ka na bang pera pambili ng pagkain?
Vic: Pwede kang kumain ng libre sa resto ng mama ko.
Rence: Kaing mandirigma ka na nga nagka'ulcer ka pa?
Charlie: Ang ingay nyo, ulcer lang to.
Chris: WHAT?! This can't be totoo Doc! She is so young. Huhuhu! ;( She can't die. How long pa ba sya mabubuhay Doc? TELL ME!
*Insert Walling here
Charlie: I can't what???!!!
Gab: Chris, do you have any idea what ulcer is?
Rence: Mukha bang may laman ang utak ni Chris? Ano ba namang tanong yan, tanga tangahan.
Doc: Ms. can please stand up? Bawal ang maingay sa ospital.
Chris: How dare you talk to me like that! Hindi ka Dyos!
Vic: Nahihiya na ako sa mga pinag gagagawa ni Chris. (Bulong ni Vic kay Rence)
Rence: Yung pagiging tanga ni Chris sarap sipain eh.
George: Chris calm down for heaven's sake! Nakakahiya ka na.
Doctor: Hindi nakakamatay ang ulcer.
Chris: Talaga, kelan pa?
Gab: Buti na lang maganda ka.
Chris: I know right :)
Doctor: Ms. Torres inumin mo lang ang inreseta kong gamot sayo kung after one month okay ka na, no need pa para sayo ang bumalik dito.
Charlie: Thanks Doc.
Gab: By the way, anong klaseng ulcer ang meron sya?
Doctor: Rich man ulcer.
At umalis na ang doktor.
Vic: Ano yung rich man ulcer?
Chris: Sakit ng rich yon.
Gab: Google mo. Lahat na lang sakin nyo timatanong.
Rence: Ano ba password ng wifi???
George: Gosh! Umuwi na nga lang tayo. Nakakahiya na kayo.
Charlie: Hayy nako for sure bukas nasa cheap na tabloid na tayo.
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Author's Note:
Happy New Year! :) Kaasar pasukan na naman.
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