I'm Gonna Die

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Chris's P.O.V.

You know where am I gonna punta? Where pa ba eh di sa OMG Modelling Agency. Yeah right! You make basa it right. OMG as in Oliver M. Green Modelling Agency. Aside sa pagiging popular of agency nila George eh meron din namang ibang agency pa here in the Philippines noh. I don't know to my Baby Loves Rex of my LIFE why he make trabaho pa to this agency. Well, I don't care basta I want to be near with him sa kahit anong way. Desperada Mode na me.

Receptionist: Good Morning Ma'am what can I do for you?

Me: Where is Mr. Green?

I make may face seryoso para kunwari witty ako.

Receptionist: Do you have a schedule?

Me: No, I need to make kausap sa kanya like now na.

Receptionist: Sorry, he is a busy person you can meet him if you have a schedule.

Me: Tell him I have something that he wants.

Receptionist: And what is it?

Me: Si Mr. Green ka ba? Your so chismosa ah! Go call him na, my feet is sumasakit na.

*Mr. Green's Office

Mr. Green: So who are you young lady? You can't just come here anytime you want do you know that?

Me: I am here na kaya saka I want to make a deal with you.

Mr. Green: I am not into other business.

Me: Don't make salita like kagalang galang na tao.

Mr. Green: Pardon?

Me: Like duh gay ka kaya

Mr. Green: How did you know?

Me: Why, secret lang ba? I thought ladlad ka na.

Mr. Green: Omg!

Me: Yeah! Like OMG because I need to be your model asap!

Mr. Green: Why would I hire you?

Me: Because this is what my heart wants.

Mr. Green: Everybody says that.

Me: No! The man I love works here.

Mr. Green: Really? Me too.

Me: See, you pareho lang us. You can feel me, I can feel you.The feeling is mutual.

Mr. Green: That sounds gross.

Me: Please, I make makaawa na hire me na please. I want to be near my Rex baby.

Mr. Green: (stare)

Me: Why what's the problem?

Mr. Green: Your not referring to my boyfriend are you?

Me: Rex is not gay!

Mr. Green: Sorry honey but he is.

Your not referring to my boyfriend are you?
Your not referring to my boyfriend are you?
Your not referring to my boyfriend are you?

*insert MMK theme song

I feel like my world is gumuho. Like all of my pangarap is nasira. When the world is so makulay now parang black and white.

I make takbo na palabas ng office. I want to make takbo na to this feelings. He make loko of me, he is bading pala. Did he make kalimot of our "Thank You"? What did I make gawa to deserve this?

I para na agad ng taxi kahit I make iyak iyak pa ng loud.

Taxi Driver: Saan po tayo ma'am?

Me: Where ba nagpupunta mga broken hearted? Huhuhu

Taxi Driver: Mag inom ka.

Me: Eeeww alak is not masarap. Huhuhu

Taxi Driver: Kumain ka.

Me: I don't wanna be mataba.

Taxi Driver: Umuwi ka na lang sa inyo, kabata-bata ang daming landi.

Awwts naman kuyang Taxi Driver.

Me: You don't  know the feeling of mabigo sa love life.

Taxi Driver: Ineng mas matagal na akong nabuhay sa mundong ito kesa sayo kaya wag kang mag-inaso dyan.

Me: I feel like I'm gonna die na.

Taxi Driver: Namatay ka ba?

Me: No!

Taxi Driver: Niloko ka ba ng boyfriend mo para magkaganyan ka?

Me: Mas malala

Taxi Driver: Best Friend mo ang kabit?

Me: Mas malala

Taxi Driver: Nakabuntis sya?

Me: BADING SYA!!!

Taxi Driver: Nagkaboyfriend kang bading? Eeewwwiii

Me: Hindi ko naman sya naging boyfriend eh.

Taxi Driver: Buset kang bata ka ang landi mo! Makapagdrama ka dyan kala mo naman naging kayo!

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Author's Note:

Awwww tagal kong nakapag update! Sorry busy lang sa study :) Btw try to read my other short stories just go check my profile and see my works :) Thanks a lot love lots

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