How to make a Disaster
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By potato_oppar
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Prep : unknown number of minutes
Cook : 3 seconds
Total : chaos
Servings : 5 + 2 = 7
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BangMan Hit, The Fairy and his fairy friends were getting ready to go a Princess Ball.
He was going to the party with Tinker Bell, The Fairy Godmother and The Tooth Fairy.
They all were texting on their phones despite being in the same room. It was for practice, they said. To practice flexing on the other uncool princesses and fairies who still used bloody paper letters and stinky pigeons to communicate because it was more 'romantic'.
The FAIRIES PRINCE HARRY IS AFRAID OF -
Tink_can't_think : fo realz, I can't wait for da perf food!
Dentures : I want all the kidz to eat all dem hard shelled tacos so their teeth fall, uwu <3
Godma : OMG, y'all have heard to TB Saga, right!?
BANG_$aNg : FAST FOOD GREASY TACO I LUV
Dentures : Tink and a particular Tex-Mex fast food outlet share the same initials! Does it ring a bell, LMFAO!
Tink_can't_think : Stfu toothie, your initials are TF and all I can say is the fuck!?
Tooth Fairy was seen throwing a trash can towards Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell was now covered in garbage. Oh no! She started to cry. Her hours of effort to get the perfect outfit and makeup look all ruined in one second.
While BangMan Hit yelled at Tooth Fairy, Fairy Godmother was busy fixing Tinkerbell.
"OMG, You can't go to the ball looking like that! Don't worry Tink, I can fix it with a miracle, but we have to hurry, because even miracles take a little time. I'd say the first thing you need is … a -" The doorbell rang and stopped Fairy Godmother from continuing her speech. A few people were heard yelling behind the door.
"O gr8,FML, SistArs, those are ma Bangtan boys at the door, they have no clue I'm a fairy too, y'all need to hide ASAP, I'll talk to them and join y'all at the ball L8r! Go, hide! " BangMan Hit instructed.
They immediately disappeared into thin air while BangMan Hit transformed back into a human.
He opened the door to see all his seven boys. J-Hope was greener than Tinks outfit and Rap Monster glowed a shade of dark blue and had duct tape covering his mouth. What the heck even happened?
"HOBIDRANKTOOMUCHSPRITEANDBECAMEGREENANDJOONRAPPEDTOOMUCHANDNOWTHEYARESICKANDWENEEDTOSAVETHEMWHATDOWEDO!?" Jin screeched.
"Hobi is green cus he drank too much sprite and Joon can't stop rapping. We need help to get them back to normal...i mean, they were not normal before too, but you get the point." Yoongi translated.
BangMan Hit examined both the weirdos. He asked the rest of the sane boys what symptoms the two idiots were experiencing. It seemed serious.
He took a deep breath. He was gonna drop some really secrety secrets.
"Okay, I can help them, but I need you all to sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement." BangMan Hit said.
After they signed the papers, BangMan Hit revealed that he was a fairy, and to prove it, he transformed back into his fairy form.
The seven boys gasped. How did fairies even exist?
"I TOLD YOU THE TOOTH FAIRY AND OTHER FAIRIES WERE REAL!" Taehyung screamed at Jungkook.
BangMan Hit made the boys shut up and made them place the addicts on the floor next to each other. He then whipped out his black non Voldemorty wand.
"AYO! BangMan Hit introduces: Hit It the second audition. Rap, Dance, noraero sangdaebangui giseoneul jeaphae!" He fairy chanted.
A swarm of mosquitoes shot out of his wand and swirled around the addicts. Dark blue and green lights surrounded the addicts and blinded all of them.
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When they opened their eyes, they couldn't believe what they saw in front of them.
The two addicts were now conjoined as a human sized double headed dragon!
The new biogenesized creature had shiny dark blue keratin scales covering it's body and glittery green fairy wings.
A mix between a supernatural European sprite and a monster.
It spit out green fire from its mouth and started screeching 'sprite' rapidly in random rhythms and beats, scaring everyone around it.
"A musical sprite monster? thats new!" BangMan Hit exclaimed.
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIX THEM, NOT MAKE IT WORSE!!!" Jin yelled out.
"Okay suckers, I have a princess ball to attend with my homies and I'm a minute late, adios bitches, I'm out" BangMan Hit said and disappeared in a *poof* and left the five shocked boys and the newly created abomination.
Now, with no human or human like organism to help, what were they going to do to save their dumb, now conjoined reptilian friends?
Of course, the trusty internet! Where else would you find a solution to literally anything?
