Sprite - Monster || A BTS Crackfic

WWH surfs the WWW

The remaining slightly sane members of the Bangtan boys locked up Sprite-Monster in a room. Why? Oh, a time out so as to take a few hours to understand what trouble they had caused.

BangMan Hit was of no help. The coward just disappeared leaving a bit of pixie dust on sprite monsters head.

Now, Jin was even more tensed and strained.
The poor boy was desperate to find a solution for his stupid friends.

Yoongi suggested looking up the internet.

They typed in 'What to do when your friends turn into a m|'

"OHMAIGAWD, WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR FRIENDS TURN INTO A METAMORPHIC ROCK, THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOONGI HYUNG!!!" Jungkook yelled. The maknaes found this funny. They found everything funny. The two hyungs just ignored them.

They only found psychology articles for this search so they typed in 'what to do when your friends turn into a sprite monster.'

Sadly, they only found articles about an EP by Skrillex called 'Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites'

Well, they were getting nowhere searching about humans turning into monsters, so they tried a different approch.

Searching 'a fairy turned my friend into a monster' gave them information about the Winx Club. Nothing was working out for
them.

They tried multiple other sites and even books, but alas, nothing could be found even after four to five hours of continuous research.

Jin was crying in his seat while Yoongi comforted him. The maknaes hated it when their hyungs were upset. Yes, the maknaes loved to get on their hyungs nerves which on several occasions made their hyungs upset, but seeing them like this was not okay. They needed to help.

"Jin hyung, do you know those spiritual people who have solutions to literally anything? How about we ask them?" Jimin asked sweetly.

Jin agreed and got an app where he could text any spiritual priests.

They were required to fill out a form stating their problems and their birthdays. (star sign info, very important.)

After a minute, they were assigned with one priest.

Nitya-Not-Nanda was his name
and he stood in the Hall of Fame.
He was the complete opposite of Lame.
To Jin's rescue, he came.

Jin explained to Nitya-Not-Nanda the situation and was waiting for a reply. What he read was something he never imagined he would read.

Jin sighed, trusfrated. Never was he going to fed his two best friends tide pod slime.

To late, the maknaes were already at it.

The three disobedient pricks did exactly what this priest had told them to do.

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The three maknaes watched the two headed dragon grow in size and suddenly screech over and over again" ICY LAUNDRY SLIME SPRITE MAN, SWAG! "

The Sprite-Monster was now feral. The addition of slime and tide pods into its system at a slightly lesser temperature than the normal room temperature activated it's ferality.

Hoseok's energy combined with Namjoon's destruction was at its highest at the feral point.

Sprite-Monster now danced around the room while rapping the same six words. The three young boys joined in. They danced their hearts out until they heard something break.

Sprite-Monster had danced into the door and broken it. They heard a few more crashes and some glass breaking.

Uh-oh.

Welp, it got worse. How were they supposed to fix Sprite-Monster now?

Sigh, looks like their two bandmates would have to be like that forever.

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