Wrong Answer, Dumb-ass [ 1 ] (Thiam)

Chapter 006

The Three Musketeers

Scott:
Liam
Liam
Liam
[insert shouting] Liammmmmmmmm

Liam:
Whaaaaaaaaaat
Can’t a teenage boy crap in peace?

Scott:
No, no he cannot
Who’s Jessica?

Stiles:
Is she ur girlfriend?
See Scott I told u he’d get 1 on his own!

Liam:
She’s a girl which is my friend, the difference between girl friend and girlfriend is a little space

Stiles:
Sometimes I forget ur not a small child anymore and that u can actually crack a joke

Liam:
Thanks I think
Besides I don’t like Jessica that way, she’s nice and all but not 4 me
Which is unfortunate 4 her, because she has a big crush on me

Scott:
Do you play 4 the other team?

Liam:
Seriously Scott? What the hell

Scott:
Sorry, I’ve always wanted to ask that question, then have some1 reply with yes, lol

Liam:
How can u ask that, u know I play 4 Beacon Hills High in lacrosse!?!?!?

Stiles:
Brings me back 2 Danny, whatever happened to him anyway?

Scott:
Scholarship I think, did he and Eathen ever work out?

Stiles:
Did nobody tell u?
Right
I might sound like a teenage girl but I’m going to spill the tea
Ethan came back 2 school after being off with a really bad case of the flu, Aiden deadass thought it was touch and go at first, anyway he pulled through, came back 2 school and saw Danny making out with some1 in the year below

Liam:
Wig snatched

Stiles:
LITERALLYYYYYY

Scott:
Oh god, poor Ethan.
He and Aiden went back to London, didn’t they?

Stiles:
Believe so, they said they had a sick family member on the verge of death and wanted to be with them during their final moments
Speaking of London, didn’t Hayden go there once

Liam:
She’ll only travel if cute boys r a guarantee
LADSSS did I tell u about the new kid that joined 2day?
His name’s Nolan but Hayden kept calling him Robby

Stiles:
Didn’t u and Hayden date at 1 point?

Liam:
No, we both liked each other but were just far 2 awkward 2 even ask, why do u ask

Scott:
Because he’s nosey
…….
R u still crapping?

Not Lydia

Liam:
Listen, I know I annoy u, and that I told you 2 fuck off and that u may have actually blocked me, but ‘Not Lydia’ I need ur help, I’ve got biology homework specially on the human body.
My step brothers at a friends and my step mums at work

Not Lydia:
I do know a lot about the human body 😉
Listen kid, I’m trying to record alright, I don’t have time to be going around helping stray children that for some reason, keep my number in their phone.
Go ask your dad.