JJBA Oneshots

JJBA Nsfw Headcannons #1.

How often you get intimate! Fugo is left out because I headcannon him as asexual, as I think I've previously mentioned.

•🥀(Phantom Blood)🥀•

Jonathan Joestar;
Only ever so often. Although Jonathan thoroughly enjoys your love-making, he's quite too shy to ever dance around the subject and is only keen on it when you propose the idea.

Dio Brando;
To be blunt- whenever he wants. Dio merely sees you as a sexual toy to use whenever he needs his whims met. You can't say you mind, though.

•⚔(Battle Tendency)⚔•

Joseph Joestar;
A few times a week. Joseph is, quite the horndog, to say the least, so whenever an opportunity arises, you could bet you'd be getting busy.

Caesar Zeppeli;
Caesar loves messing around, as long as you're up for it! You can expect lots of teasing throughout the day, with a long sex-session at night.

Lord Wamuu;
Not very often, to say the least. Sex is the least thing on his mind after serving his two superiors hand-and-foot. Although, when it does happen, it is very intimate and lasts for hours and hours.

Lord Esidisi;
Esidisi gets thorough satisfaction from having you underneath him, and so, this happens almost every morning if he is not upkept with his godly duties. It gives him an even bigger ego-boost to carry around throughout the day.

Lord Kars;
Kars is quite the nymphomatic God. On average, a few times a day will suffice. He enjoys being in control and doing with you as he pleases throughout the day and, no matter where you are or what the time is, really reinforces that.

•💫(Stardust Crusaders)💫•

Jotaro Kujo;
Around once a day. Jotaro uses sex as a stress-reliever, a way to get out all his pent-up emotions. It works out quite well and is a win-win for both of you.

Noriaki Kakyoin;
Intimacy with Kakyoin is rather average. Once or twice a week, maybe even three times depending on the circumstances. Hes not the most lustful man but he definitely doesn't mind it.

Muhammad Avdol;
Honestly, Avdol would much rather hold hands or cuddle than have intercourse. That being said, if you just so happen to catch a feel one particular night, he wouldn't say no at all. Knowing you want him makes him melt inside.

Jean Pierre Polnareff;
Polnareff is a very sexual being. Twice a day or once a night will usually take care of his needs but, if you aren't feeling particularly well, there's no pressure to preform.

•💎(Diamond Is Unbreakable)💎•

Josuke Higashikata;
Due to his mom being home more often than not, once or twice a week will have to make due. Per usual you will sneak through his house quietly and stay for a few hours, and then merrily make your way home, needs satisfied.

Okuyasu Nijimura;
Although Okuyasu's dad is pretty chill, if he thought any funny business was going on he'd for sure sit the both of you down and bubbler the infamous talk, which- neither of you wanted, and so, frequently you and Okuyasu would sneak out of both of your houses and drive off to a large field. This is where you'd tumble for a few, and then he'd drop you off back at your house.

Koichi Hirose;
Koichi doesn't care for sex. Point blank period. He's more of a cuddly, kissy type, and would prefer to wait until your honeymoon to be intimate. Of course, that's okay. The day will come someday♡

Rohan Kishibe;
Rohan doesn't have time for sex, alot of times, but when he does, it is long, rough and passionate- that you can be sure of.

•💛(Golden Wind)💛•

Giorno Giovanna;
Although the youngest of the clan, Giorno is quite mature for his age and one of the last things on his mind is sex- that being said, some all-night love-making on the weekend never seems to hurt.

Bruno Bucciarati;
Bruno is quite the busy man, but he always makes time for you, someway, somehow. Often times it will occur after he has taken you out on a nice date but, sometimes, he just has some tensions to relieve. Dont we all?

Leone Abbacchio;
The stressful life of a mafioso gets to Abbacchio alot more than he cares to admit, so, at the end of the day, a nice drunken fuck will be rewarded, as he deserves.

Guido Mista;
Often, when Mista is home, he can't seem to keep his hands off of you. He enjoys making up for the days, even weeks he sometimes misses when he's off on missions. Do with that, as you will.

Narancia Ghirga;
Although he looks innocent, Narancia's hormones are still pretty raging, so he's quite the horny teen. He jumps on the opportunity whenever he gets, whether it be a quickie or enough time for a nice session- he simply doesn't care.