SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart Double Dash

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-Race course-

Old Man: *Look both way and begin crossing the street*

Out of nowhere dozen of racers drive pass the Old Man as he didn't get hit.

Old Man: *O_O* No respect for the elder-.

Mario hit the Old Man.

Old Man: *Send to the sky* SH-T!!!!!!

Luigi: *Freaking out* Mario!

Mario: *Annoy* MAMA F--KER! I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE LAST BECAUSE OF YOU MAKING LOVEY DOVEY EYES ON ELLA!

Luigi: *Freaking out and blush* LOOK OUT!

Mario: *Look ahead and saw multi Bananas ahead and freak out* F--K!!!

Mario dodge all the bananas while Luigi freak out.

Luigi: *Freaking out*

Fishy: *Throw green shell* Bob... Can I drive now?

Bob: *Making a turn* Oh H-Ll No! I'M iN iT tO wIn It! KeEp ThRoWiNg cR-P!

Ruby: *Repairing the Kart*

Weiss: *Sigh*I can't believe you crash the kart after we cross the first lap!

Ruby: Sorry! The Babies are so cute! I just got distraction!

Baby Mario: *Dive pass Weiss and Ruby and flip them off*

Baby Luigi: *Sucking my thumb*

Weiss: *Glare* That Baby Mario need to be put in a corner! Who let Baby drive a dangerous race anyway?!

Luke and Wario was ramming each other Kart while James and Waluigi slapping each other.

Luke: Stop ramming us a--hole!

Wario: *Ramming the kart* F--k you!

James: Rock, paper, scissor?

Waluigi: It on!

James did rock and Waluigi did paper.

Waluigi: HAHAHAHA! I WIN-.

James poke Waluigi eyes with his finger.

Waluigi: *Pain* AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Luke: *Ram Wario kart* 

Wario: *Lost control* NOOOOOO!!!

Wario drive off on the lake.

Luke: Hope your not too COLD! *Laugh*

James: Why...?

Starla: *Throw a red shell*

Yoshi: *Use my tongue and eat it*

Toad: *Driving* Keep eating, Yoshi! This trophy is good as mine!

Yoshi: I want to die...

Starla: *Getting annoy* Stop eating the item you cheap f--k!

Toad: This does it look like I care? No! *Making a turn*

Lucy: Hold on!

Starla: *Holding on*

Lucy make a turn and shout.

Lucy: Guardian Might!

Lucy use Guardian Might and charge at them.

Toad: Oh sh-t! Yoshi!

Yoshi: *Felt so sick and throw up a banana peel*

GM Lucy: !!!

Starla: Ah darn-.

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