𝑠𝑜... 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑠?

𝑖 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦

"Cmon, pick up...i need you bitch." Zach mutters.

"Yes?"Corbyn, his best friend, picks up the phone.

"I might be simping on someone."

"You? Okay, who paid you?"

"I'm not capping dude...he's cute...and hot and...fuck I might just be simping."

"Name, ig-"

"I don't know if he has ig..."

"What? Z...do you have a sugar-"

"No!...but he's a daddy."

"Ew dude!"

"So his name is Jack, he's twenty six...and he has curls...tattoos...and he's very nice."

"Whats the twist?"

"What do you mean the twist?"

"Don't play dumb, you know damn well what I'm talking about."

"Yeah...remember when I said he was a daddy?"

"Yeah...and?"

"He's an actual daddy."

"Zachary Dean Herron! Are you simping on a married man with a kid!?!?"

"He's not married! He's single and pansexual!"

"He's divorced!?!?"

"No!"

"Find me pictures asap and send them...how did you meet them?"

"His daughter saved me, because someone was calling me."

"Not my fault, pay attention."

"Don't be a bitch..."

"Zach, wake the fuck up. You're twenty three...and he has a kid. It's proven that kids are the biggest cockblockers ever."

"But his daughter loves me!"

"Fine dude, just do whatever you want."

"Wait!"

"What?"

"Do I take the chance or?"

"Zach. You're twenty three, you can make your own decisions." Corbyn hangs up.

Zach sighs and lays down on his bed.

"What the fuck is wrong with you Zach? You've met the dude like three days ago." He says out loud.

His phone rings.

Zach checks his phone.

Jack & Liberty

His eyes widen and he sits up and fixes his hair.

"Hi."

"Hey Zach, Liberty wanted to ask if you wanna see a movie at our place. She said she wants to ask you how do animated films are made."

"Sure...when?"

"Today!" Liberty says through the phone.

"You don't have homework right?" Jack asks worriedly.

"I don't, text me your address and I'll show up in...about an hour, I still have to shower."

"Sure, we need to buy popcorns and stuff."

"Bye Jack, bye Libby."

"Bye!" Zach chuckles and hangs up.

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