𝑠𝑜... 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑠?

𝐼'𝑚 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑦

"Dani! Dani! Dani! Dani!" Jack gets in the teacher's lounge excitedly.

"That's my name!" Daniel answers.

Jack grabbed him by the arm and pulled him to a more discreet place.

"I got laid!" He mutters.

"WHAT!? WITH WHO? WHEN? HO- wait...i get how- WHY?"

"So remember Zach? I told you about him didn't I?"

"You did."

"He's studying arts and he asked me to help him and I did and I was finishing the tutoring and he grabbed me by the hoodie and kissed me, one thing lead to another and we had sex twice."

"TWICE!? JACK!"

"Liberty wasn't home! And thank God she wasn't because we...were loud."

"Dude...tmi."

"So you're not gonna be happy for me?"

"I am...but how long have you known this dude? Two weeks?"

"Listen...he loves Liberty, Liberty loves him, I like him, my mom and my sisters like him-"

"He met your mom?"

"Yeah...after we ya know...and the motherfucker even teased me in front of her."

"okay... i gotta meet him...so work it out."

"OH almost forgot! He slept over and called me baby-" Jack does some weird hand movements. " like when I thought he couldn't get more perfect he...did that."

"Yo Max, what do the kids call their crushes now?"

"Simps?"

"Yeah! That." He turns back to Jack."You're a simp."

"Doesn't matter! He came into one of my classes and gave me a cup of coffee!"

"He did?"

"Yep! Daniiii what do I do now?"

"Ask him on another date and if he's giving the signs, ask him to be your boyfriend."

"But where do I take him?"

"Movies? The park? A dinner at your place? The beach?"

"Dani? It's cold outside."

"Like a restaurant near the beach?" Daniel suggests.

"OHH! A gallery!"

"Yes! Don't forget to look for them when you get home!"

"I won't!"

***

"Corbyn! When are you coming back?I have stuff to tell you!"

"Tell me through here dumbass."

"Fine! Remember Jack?"

"The dude with a kid?"

"Yeah."

"What about him?"

"So we might've...had sex...twice...and I might've had multiple orgasms."

"What?"

"Yeah...twice both times...and the second time was a quickie."

"Okay...marry him, and make me your best man."

"Should I ask him on a second date or?"

"Who topped?"

"Him."