catfish || dream x reader

merch

Dreamwastaken

yo pissbaby

wtf-

i need some help

wait first how tf did you know my fans call me pissbaby?

let me quote a tweet of your's

wait please don't

"throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened" -dream, 2020

how tf did you send that so fast?? >:(

copypasta dude 😌✨

smh whatever what did you need help with

give me your's and the boys' addresses

why? are you gonna send assassins to our house or something???

bro i would NEVER 😽😽 i just need it for something

and what is that something?

a secret 😻😻

fine (insert addresses) just don't expose them

thanks babe 😽

what-

I muted him so i would get spam messages from him. I turned off my phone and went over to the box in the corner of my room. I grabbed the box cutter on my desk and ripped open the box. I looked inside and looked at the different colour hoodies. A few days ago i was talking with an artist and they said that they would be glad to design some merch for 3 million.

I reached into the box and grabbed out a green hoodie and looked at the beautiful design. On the back was a fox mask with red ribbons around it and on the front had a little campfire in the top left corner. I put it on me but noticed that it draped over my whole body. I took out the large size instead of the medium size.

I shrugged my shoulders and grabbed one small and one medium out of the box. I walked over to my sister's room and kicked open the door. She turned her head to be and i threw the medium size hoodie into her face.

"What the hell is this?" she held it up
"New merch that i'm probably selling soon" i said
"Damn the back looks pretty cool" she was observing the back

I let her look at the hoodie and i decided to leave the room. I ran downstairs and walked over to my brother. As usual he was on his ipad and playing minecraft. He saw me and paused the game. I crouched over to him and i put the small hoodie over his head.

"Wow! this looks cool!" He said
"It really does, do you think i should sell this?" i asked him
"Yeah!" he said

I nodded and went over to the storage room. I grabbed some boxes and packing tape. I went back into my room and threw them on my bed. I grabbed three large and started packing them in the box.

*-.timeskip: 5 days.-*

Dream team