catfish || dream x reader

lets introduce

"Hello, and welcome to this week's featuring the one and only Burningwood!" Austin greeted

My camera was currently off because a certain idiot mis-placed their mask. I was sweating because 1. i didn't know where my mask was and 2. i'm on love or host. But i had to do my introduction so i can try to find my mask later.

"Um hey i'm Burningwood and i'm a minecraft streamer" i said
"I'm 19, turning 20 soon and i have a cat"
"Uhm i don't know what else to say," i nervously laughed
"What is something you like to do?" Austin asked
"Oh well i like doing art sometimes" i noted
"Anyways Austin can you give me one second? I need to find my mask" i told him
"Yeah of course" he said

I stood up from my chair and ran around my room. I threw things and looked in every corner. I couldn't find it anywhere. Then i remember that i left it on top of my dressers last time i saw it so it must have fallen somewhere near there.

I ran over to my dresser and looked around it. Then i saw the tip of the ear poking out of the corner. I grabbed it and ran back to my desktop. I sat down and stretched the band to put it on. Then i saw a sticky note on the inside. I took it out and read it.

"I'll miss you"
~Dream"

I snorted and stuck it under my monitor and i put the mask on. He probably left it on there right before he left to the airport. I adjusted the mask and brought my hand to my mouse. I hesitated but i turned on my camera and looked at everyone on the screen.

"Alright now that you are back, let's start with the introductions" Austin said

I nodded towards the camera without saying anything. I was still nervous.

"Let's start with,"
"Schlatt"

Ah yes, Schlatt is here. The one and only Schlatt. The one that hosted Minx.

"Hey Wood,"
"Hello Schlatt," i said hi back
"Send nudes?" he asked
"No cunt" i said
"Damn it" He slammed his desk
"Anyways!" Austin said he nervously yelled

I rolled my eyes and laughed. Schlatt was always like this so i was used to it by now.

"Okay next,"
"Minx"

Yes, my queen Minx. The one that stabbed a white claw and got it in her eye.

"Why the hell is the cunt here?" she asked, talking about Schlatt
"Minx please just do your introduction" Austin said
"Fine, hello Wood i'm here to fight the green blob for your love" She said
"Yes i know, that wedding was a mess" i laughed
"Anyways you should pick me" she said
"Maybe Minx, maybe" i laughed

After Minx did her introduction, we went onto the next person.

"Here we have,"
"Quackity"

Quackity? As in QuackityHQ? As in the person who was able to crash children games from raids?

"Hello Wood!"
"Hey Quackity!" i said
"How are you?" he asked
"I'm doing great right now" i nodded my head
"Soooo, Tommy told me you are a habibi?" he asked
"AUSTIN NEXT PERSON!" I yelled and laughed very nervously

Yes, i am a habibi. Also known as a person apart of Quackity's fanbase. It was embarrassing but it was true. But i was a habibi even before i got popular so it wasn't unusual per say.