catfish || dream x reader

shopping (again)

"Hnnng" i mumbled while looking at my phone
"Are you alright?" Sapnap asked
"Huh? oh yeah everything is fine" i reassured him
"Are you sure?" George asked
"Yeah, tommy is just being a bitch boy again" i laughed
"What is he saying?" George asked
"He just keeps questioning how i'm a girl,"
"How is that so hard to grasp that you're a girl?" Dream laughed
"I don't know, apparently that's also hard to grasp for the rest of my audience." i laughed with him

I continued to text tommy and told him that he was being annoying. He still ignored me. He said that he was definitely sure that i was a boy but i kept telling him that i go by she and they.

"hey y/n" George said
"Yeah?"
"You're gonna be streaming with your voice now, right?" he asked
"Well yeah i guess, but i don't have a microphone" I scratched my neck
"We should go shopping for one right now then"
"Oh we don't have to, i can just do it on my own a different time" i waved my hands
"Y/n i know that you're gonna panic and won't know what mic to choose so let's just go buy one right now" Dream said
"Damn it, you're actually right for once" I laughed

We drove to the shopping mall and quickly went to the closest electronic store. I walked around the store looking at all the different type of microphones. It was confusing because they all looked the same. I opened up my phone and went into my notes. I opened up my notes that had all the recommendations of microphones i got.

"That one is a good brand" I heard Dream say and he pointed at one of the recommendations
"Is that the brand you use?" I looked to my right to look at him
"No i use a different brand but this one i used before" he said
"Which one do you use now?" i asked
"That one over there." he pointed to the left

I looked over at what he was talking about. I walked over to the microphones and looked at the price. It was shockingly expensive. I widened my eyes at the price. How the hell does dream afford this?

"How the hell do you afford this?" I looked at him
"Being the current number 1 minecraft youtuber has its perks." he said
"Ah so you're rich rich" i nodded
"I'm not rich" he sighed
"Rich bitch" i spat at him
"What the hell" he laughed
"I don't think i can afford this so let's look at a different brand." i said
"Who said you're paying?" he smirked
"Me bitch" i said
"No you're not paying," he said
"Yes i am" i said
"Bet."

He grabbed a microphone and walked over to the register. I tried to pull him back to stop him but i really couldn't at all. He continued paying for the microphone and i kept hitting him in the back. He obviously ignored me.

"Are you buying this for them?" The cashier asked
"Yeah i am" he said
"No you're not" i kept punching him
"You two are such a cute couple, i wish my significant other and i could be like you guys" the cashier sighed
"Oh we're not dating" i scratched my neck
"Oh my i'm so sorry for assuming that." the cashier panicked
"No it's fine," i told them

As the cashier and i were talking, Dream finished up paying without me paying attention. After he was finished we left the store. I looked defeated because he paid for my microphone.

"Why do you do this?" i shook my head
"Because why not" he shrugged
"I can just pay on my own, you don't need to pay for it" i said
"But i want to" he rested his arm on my shoulder
"What? Are you my glucose guardian now?" i snickered
"Shut up, where did George and Sapnap say they were gonna go?"he asked
"I think it was the arcade some where around here." i said

We went down to the first level to try to figure out where the arcade was. As we were walking over to the arcade section, we say two walking piles of stuffed animals. Then two heads popped out of the piles. It was Sapnap and George.

"How the hell," i asked
"We hit the jackpot of tickets." Sapnap said
"So we got a bunch of stuffed animals." George said
"Do you guys have any ducks?" i asked
"Let me check." George went back into the pile

We waited for a bit and soon George's head popped up again. He lifted his arm and he held a small plush key chain of a duck. I quickly grabbed it and inspected it. It was a simple cartoon yellow duck. I hooked it onto my phone.

"Where are we going to put these?" Dream asked
"I don't know, i thought y/n could possibly take them" Sapnap said
"I don't have enough room in my home for that, let's just hand them out to little kids" I said

We walked around the mall handing out all the stuffed animals we could. In the end we ended up with 5 stuffed animals left. A shark, a penguin, a owl, and 2 dinosaurs. I looked at them and picked up the two dinosaurs.

"I'm gonna take these for my brother, is that fine?" i asked them
"Yeah, these are yours we gave them all to you." George said
"How about do me a favor and each of you take one of them home with you." i asked

Sapnap took the shark. George took the penguin. Which left Dream with the owl. We all went back to the car holding our stuff and me hold my new microphone. When we got back to the house, George and Sapnap went on to do their own thing while Dream and i set up my new microphone.

"You know, you didn't have to buy me this mic." i said
"Y/n as i said before, i wanted to" he said outing the pieces together
"But i could have just bought it myself" i said
"I wanted to buy this for you, you deserve to have this" he said
"God i really don't deserve you." i said
"I don't deserve you" he laughed
"I'm really gonna miss you when you leave" i sighed
"Same but i'm leaving tomorrow so let's not think about it." he smiled
"Alright" i smiled back

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a/n i'm alive