Me: Hello Deku!
Deku: Have you kidnapped me?! Are you in the L.O.V?
Me: no and no. Your just here to react to ships of you.
Deku: what?!
Me: just get ready.
Deku: okay.
-Deku x Bakugou-
Deku: No! He hates me.
Me: guessed that. Have you ever asked him why he hates you?
Deku: I haven't. I should.
Me: yes just don't get killed in the process. Anyway
-Deku x Uraraka-
Deku: she likes me but I don't really like her in that way.
Me: fair.
-Deku x Iida-
Deku: No.
Me: okay.
-Deku x Kirishima-
Deku: I don't know.
Me: ok
-Deku x Mineta-
Deku: No! Nope! Not that perv grape.
Me: I thought you'd say that.
-Deku x All Might-
Deku: *flips a table and hides behind it* *holds up a cross* No!
Me: that's it your free.
Deku: yay freedom! *runs off*
