Total drama group chat/ oneshots

Noah and Heather chat

Heather: I know your secret 

Noah: Oh honey you already said that 

Heather: Don't 'oh honey' me 

Noah: I can say whatever I want 

Heather: You know Cody right 

Noah: Yeah 

Heather: You know what I'm talking about 

Heather: 'Suicidal pessimist' 

Noah: How do you know about that? 

Heather: From a reliable source 

Heather: Sierra to be exact

Noah: Don't tell anybody

Heather: Knowing this info 

Heather: You seem like more of a loser

Noah: Thanks

Heather: Since I now know your weakness 

Heather: I'm practically immune to your insults 

Noah: Whatever cursed Barbie 

Heather: Imagine how sad Cody would be if he saw you being a bad person

Noah: Fine you got me there 

Heather: Good luck staying in the savages group chat when everybody figures out you're soft 

Noah has blocked Heather