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The savages group chat

Heather has added Duncan,Amy,Noah,Gwen,Duncan,Alejandro,Eva,Lightning,Jo,Scarlet,Scott,Courtney 

Heather: Welcome my fellow savages 

Noah: What do you want 

Alejandro: Don't answer him 

Scarlet: Alejandro is right! 

Scarlet: Noah is NOT to be answered just don't even bother

Gwen: So Courtney's a savage now? 

Courtney: I'm TOTALLY a savage 

Scott: Hey Court Court 

Scott: Wanna hang out? 

Courtney: 1) Don't call me Court Court 2) No 3)Don't talk to me 

Scott: Are you in a relationship? 

Courtney: I- 

Duncan: She's dating me 

Courtney: DUNCAN 

Heather: Is this true? 

Noah: Of course it is 

Heather: For once we can listen to Noah 

Amy: Duncan is hot tho 

Courtney: Back off! 

Amy: Can't help but love a bad boy that's the king of Juvie! 

Courtney: Oh go kiss Rodney 

Amy: EW he's SUCH a love-sick puppy 

Amy: He fell in love with me then Jasmine then Scarlet 

Scarlet: Despite me hating Max in the show, I actually have a crush on him 

Gwen: So you have a thing for short men that think they're evil but are just making a fool of themselves? 

Scarlet: He's CHANGED 

Scarlet: He's nice now! 

Lightning: At least she doesn't have a thing for soft cadets! 

Jo: Stfu 

Jo: At least I don't like spray head 

Lightning: Your just jealous she's hot and you're sha-not! 

Jo: OMFG You even say sha in front of words when texting 

Scott: WAIT A MINUTE 

Jo: What? 

Scott: SINCE CAMERON BEAT LIGHTNING AND HIS FATHER BET ON HIS FAMILY RINGS THAT LIGHTNING WOULD WIN AND HE LOST,DOESN'T THAT MEAN LIGHTNING'S NOTHING?!? 

Jo: Good eye Farmer boi 

Lightning: Sha-shut tf up 

Jo: HA HA WHAT A NOBODY 

Noah: Jo I like the way you think

Jo: You like laughing and insulting people too 

Noah: WhAt Do YoU tHiNk

Jo: 🙄 

Heather: He mostly aims his insults at annoying people like Katie and Sadie 

Jo: I saw Total Drama Island and Katie and Sadie and they're SO annoying! 

Noah: We could be friends but I don't really like having friends most of the time 

Jo: You're aight kid

Courtney: Bad odds!

Scott: You're so smart Princess! 

Duncan: NOBODY CALLS MY GIRLFRIEND PRINCESS EXCEPT ME 

Scott: Well she kissed me last weekend 

Courtney: No I ran into you whilst going to a cafe and you happened to be in my way and you just kissed me out of the blue! 

Duncan: I know somebody who would LOVE beating you to the pulp Scott 

Scott: Try your worst Softie 

Duncan: Does anybody know what Fang's number is so I could give him a call? 

Scott: NOT FANG ANYBODY BUT FANG 

Scott: I'M RUNNING TO DAWN! SHE'LL KEEP ME SAFE 

Scott has left the chat 

Courtney: So Scott flirts with me to annoy Duncan? 

Noah: 🍵

Heather: Stfu Noah I know your little secret 

Noah: I have no secrets 

Heather: I'll tell you what I know! 

490 words Cliffhanger but I'm doing a private chat between Heather and Noah