Cody: I broke up with Noah
Heather: No you didn't
Cody: Yes I did
Noah: I didn't even do anything this time
Duncan: T h i s t i m e
Noah: Stfu Duncan
Heather: Why did Cody break up with you
Cody: He took all my candy away😔
Noah: You have an obsession
Cody: It doesn't matter
Cody: I'm still mad at you
Noah: You're acting ridiculous
Cody: Say sorry
Noah: wat?
Cody: Say sorry or I won't forgive you
Sierra: NOAH YOU MADE CODY SAD
Heather has removed Sierra
Heather: Just say sorry already
Heather: Sierra's probably gonna be at my house in 5 minutes and stab me to death
Heather: Then she's gonna kill you
Noah: Fine I'm sorry
Cody: Thank you
Cody: Now you have to buy me more candy
Noah: I'm not gonna buy you more candy
Cody: I no longer forgive you
Noah: Are you seriously manipulating me?
Cody: Maybe
Noah: ...
Noah: Fine I'll buy you candy
Cody: Thank you😊
Alejandro: Learning from me eh
Cody: No u ugly🤮
Heather: Did he lie tho?
Alejandro: I feel betrayed
Courtney: Serves you right!
Alejandro: You're all making me cry
Noah: Sarcasm's my thing
Noah: Stick to manipulation dead ass
Alejandro: It's a very respected name where I'm from
Noah: I doubt it
Noah: Nobody wants to be friends with a fucking dead ass
Alejandro: Will you stop
Noah: Can I push you out of a plane?
Alejandro: No
Noah: Then no
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Noah: Dead ass
Alejandro: Please stop
Noah: No thanks
Noah: Dead ass mother fucker
Alejandro: I will literally fuck you in the ass
Noah: I don't want your tiny ass dick anywhere near me
Alejandro: My dick isn't small
Noah: Yeah sure
Noah: I totally believe you🙄
Alejandro: I swear to god
Alejandro: Go suck a dick
Noah: Already at it
Alejandro: Wut..?
Alejandro: I'm gonna ignore what you just said
Heather: Hello Alemanwhore :)
Alejandro: Hola chica
Heather: I leave for 5 minutes and you're already trying to fuck Noah
Alejandro: Why do you think that?
Heather: Scrolled through the chat
Heather: Or is it clickbait?
Alejandro: Neither
Heather: Why are you trying to fuck Noah when Cody just broke up with him?
Alejandro: I'm not!
Heather: Your past texts say otherwise
Alejandro: I didn't mean it literally
Noah: I know I'm hot😘
Alejandro: Not helping
Noah: I wasn't helping you
Noah: And I never will
Alejandro: I will get you kicked out of another fucking plane
Noah: Go ahead
Alejandro left the chat
Noah: Wow
Noah: Chile n e ways so
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