SCPs but now with 20% more existential dread

SCP-115

whoa, who the hell is this?

-everybody reading this

uhhh what's the format again...

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-115-1 is supposed to be contained at the Secure Vehicles Storage Facility, but I think we all know what happens when we try to contain a thing to a specific place. Just....try not to set your sights on anything too specific.

SCP-115-2 is to be kept by Dr. ////// in some secure drawer.

how secure could it be, anyway? what, does it have a combination lock? piece of cake.

SCP-115 is not to be used without Dr. //////  permission. What's he/she gonna do? Take it back? It weighs as much as a real dump truck, and looks just like their wife/husband.

why are we roasting this person

It must be replaced in a timely manner of you will face punishment in the depths of Tartarus, or something, idk.

On that note, I think I found a new arch-nemesis. Our battle will be legendary. It will be a battle of wits and strategy, so yeah, I'm definitely winning this one.

Description: 115-1 is a toy dump truck. It has no identifying labels, because that would be too easy, wouldn't it? Every freaking time you've got to Sherlock Holmes your way into getting its place of origin, jeez.

However, unlike most  toy dump trucks, 115-1 weighs as much as an actual dump truck. Apparently, not a single soul is sure why it weighs so much, because it's made of plastic. Normal plastic.

115-1 moves and functions exactly like a normal dump truck, but it's small. 

*slow clapping*

we've done it, we've cracked the code. It's small. Goodnight.

wait no

115-1 is controlled by 115-2, which resembles a modified RC car controller. 115-2 can control 115-1 despite lacking radio bits and mechanical parts.

It doesn't work with any other radio controlled device, but it requires batteries to work properly.

Testing has shown that along with its abnormal weight, it also carries as much as a real dump truck, which I about 120 tons.

 damn that's a ton of weight

GET IT

Jesus okay uh

it stores and consumes diesel fuel, like a big dump truck. Nobody knows why, and at this point I'm afraid to find out. 

115-1 was found at some construction site at some place, where the workers were trying to move it, but they couldn't,  because it weighed 90 tons.

They were forced to use heavy machinery  to move 115-1 to a local town, were it became a local curiosity. A tourist attraction, if you will. 

Everything was fine and dandy until these agents found 115-1 (and later found 115-2 at the construction site)  and just decided to cover up 115-1's existence. 

At least they didn't.....massacre the entire town. Remember when they did that with the uh, fungus scp? last year? Crazy shit, wasn't it?

Besides, doesn't 29% of the world's population believe in a Jewish guy that came from the heavens and just...created everything. A toy dump truck that weighs as much as a normal dump truck would pale in comparison? Wouldn't it?

Note from Dr.///////:

"To anybody using 115-1 for testing, may I remind you of the laws of physics?! Driving 115-1 at high speeds is a disaster waiting to happen. We've already had to deal with what, three broken walls? Christ, never mind, make it four. Just....handle 115-1 properly!"

ngl when you say it like that, it sounds hella fun

btw, chapter is dedicated to Dr_bright_420-j, because your stupidly funny comments gave me inspiration to finish this.

also my new favorite quote is 'kink shaming is my kink'

just

wow