In the beginning, there was nothing.
And then this shit happened
I remember maybe three SCPs, SCP-090, SCP-230 and SCP-049.
090 was god. I don't know how or why but it is god
230 is gay
one day i will travel to the united kingdom. i will learn how to make mince pie so i can stUFF 049 IN A GODDAMN MINCE PIE.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MINCE PIE IS? IT'S A PIE THAT HAS FRUIT AND SPICES AND (just a little) MEAT IN IT.
I HEAR IT'S GOOD, MAYBE I SHOULD TRY ONE.
i think baking a pie with scp-049 in it might be a little triggering
here are some non-triggering images of goodwill:
guys quick poll does the ethics committee exist
just checking
things change
how's kolkatta india these days? i hear it's hot
I came here with a plan and right now all I've got is uh, I don't know, a penny? Two?
I haven't been writin' much here, because I was working on this other thing
(much to the disappointment to everybody)
but psssh sure I'll do a thing
what are your feelings on freaking toy dump trucks that work like real dump trucks
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