SCPs but now with 20% more existential dread

it's spooky season and ive updated a total of one (1) time

fuck

what do people even do during halloween? steal candy? pretend to be an oppressed victorian maiden? 

BOTH????

what even is the spirit of the season

the thing about holidays, they have a spirit to them

christmas has a uh, sort of festive, red, vibe with green and gold and unexpected murder

easter is like, violently pastel; probs has bunnies too

new year's is yellow, but with orange and purple and champagne

halloween?? a fucking mystery.

it is morning time but also mourning time because people keep pinning the pins i've pinned

no, im supposed to die in obscurity, sTAHP.

my pinterest

reflects my interests

which is why you should never look at it, ever.

are the only people on pinterest like, teenage girls with tiktok

i'd hate to be the only one on this godforsaken app who isn't

and for the record, i do NOT enjoy crinkle cut fries

waffle cut is superior

no,

no

potato smileys

sorry was that too american

what's something scary

-bats can swim

-september 20th was normal

-it's getting cold

Im trying to think of something scary that's also scp related that isn't directly scp

like,,,,,

dude, we get it, scp. scary. but

how can we make it scarier

we can make it sad but that's unrelated

what i need is an obscure scp with vague containment procedures

do you mean,,,,,series 4?

OH YEAH, SERIES FOUR

the series of obscure sorrows, as i call it, for no real reason.

maybe a thing from series four

scp-3002: there are many impostors among us

you know that's what i like about scp

you start reading one thing and it just snowballs into twenty things

great distractions

nonono my favorite part of scp-3002 is that everyone agreed that dr. connor teach was being annoying and killed him

relatable as fuck