I really love the scps related to paraphysics department but at the same time I cannot be reasonably expected to understand what they mean, at all, ever.
case in point?
SCP-5875.
it's.
it's a thing that..does a thing. I'm actually not sure. I'm telling you, everything series four and up just gets to a level of abstract thinking that shouldn't be possible, at all, ever.
Something about PAC, I guess.
Uh, let's see the agenda for the next while(in order):
-something political, in the spirit of the election
-something hella weird
-a tale (yes, again, I found a cool one. I think.)
-scp-001. again. i wanna show you guys I H Pickman's proposal. and yeah, gate guardian shit, I guess.
okay so, following that agenda, this chapter should be something political.
Does anybody know the-the numeric designation for that uh, tape, of regan's speech, but it's all sCaRy?
I am no good at remembering all the numbers, you know, I used to have a person I was rather fond of who would help me figure out the numerical designations, but lately I haven't heard from them at all, so I'm kinda struggling, memory-wise, of course.
Are they dead? Only god knows, and I intend to battle him at a later date.
I feel like it's uh, SCP-17-something something, but I was completely off. Or maybe I missed it? Come back to me on that one.
So anyway, until I find that SCP, I'll just write about
what happened to site-13?
okay yeah, hold your horses, we're figuring out what happened to site-13. (pretty sure that's illegal, but I've got nothing to lose)
be right back with my theories,
see you guys tomorrow.
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