You Choose the Ship Shot!-KOTLC Edition

Sotam-Oneshot War Edition

A/N: Hello! So recently, I was in a oneshot war, got eliminated (unfortunately), and I wanted to move my oneshot over to here. It's not new or anything, unless you guys haven't read it, but here it is! It's at the very least easier to find. 

The prompt was "SOphie and her friends are fighting the Neverseen, but something goes wrong. What was it?"

I've made it into a human AU (it'll make sense later), and it's third person POV all the way through! Happy readings!

Also, DON'T READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED UP TO LODESTAR!!! SPOILERS!!!

"Aww, FRICK!!!"

"BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!"

"What happened?!"

"Tam's bangs!"

"I died!!"

Sophie giggled, and everyone collectively had a little chuckle.

"YOU-YOU JUST reached A-achilles stat!!!"

"BAHAHAHHAHAH!!!"

"NOOOOOOOO!!!"

"ALL MY HARD WORK!!!"

"You owe me TWEN-TWENTY BUCKS BANGS BOY!!!"

"Or should I call you, bangless boy?!"

"Keefe, you could come up with something better than that."

"You better NOT!!!"

"I know Soph, but I was laughing too hard!!!"

"I'M going to KILL YOU KEEFE!!!"

Laughter filled the room, and then a shriek pierced the room.

"MY HAIR!!!"

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!"

Pounding came up the stairs, and Sophie's bodyguard Sandor, a big thug of a person with a hilariously squeaky voice burst into the room.

"What happened! Sophie, are you okay? Where's the danger!"

Sandor had a large broadsword sweeping the room, a loophole in the state laws, and Sophie quickly stood up.

"Sandor, it's fine!"

"We were just playing Keeper of the Lost Cities: Neverseen! Remember the game I got for my twelfth birthday?"

Relaxing, Sandor sighed.

A/N: Yes, it was supposed to sound chaotic. Hope it worked.

Keeper of the Lost Cities was a multiplayer video game that Sophie received on her 12th birthday from Fitz, one of her first friends at the then new school, Foxfire.

It was a slight castoff, but seeing her interest, Fitz had lent it to her, and Sophie now had all the games in the series so far.

The first one, Keeper of the Lost Cities, the second, KOTLC: Exile, KOTLC: Everblaze, KOTLC: Neverseen, KOTLC: Lodestar, KOTLC: Nightfall, KOTLC: Flashback, and the last one, KOTLC: Legacy.

They were all waiting for the next one in the series, Keeper of the Lost Cities: Unlocked, and while waiting, they were replaying all of the games, one by one.

You could create your own character or play as one of the dozens of preexisting characters, and interact with other players in the game, so Sophie and her friends were playing with characters that looked eerily similar to themselves.

Throughout the entire game, you had to defeat the Neverseen, who were named in the fourth game, and were part of another group called the Black Swan, also since the fourth game.