Gods and Demon Assassins

45. I owe you my life

LISA

"We're safe here." Vamp Jisoo said as we stopped in the middle of an open ground.

My head snapped on the place where we were when I heard a loud rumble of thunder, the dark cloud spinning above the castle, fiery lightning zapping everywhere, big drops of rain started to spat on the still shaking ground and we couldn't care less about it.

"Damn, Vamp Jennie and Goddess Jennie doing all of this." Vamp Jisoo said while looking at the dark sky.

"Yeah, just because my wife kissed the demon!" Vamp Lisa scowls.

"Excuse me? My wife kissed you too!" 

"That was unwanted!"

"And do you really think that mine was wanted?!" I retaliate and growl low on my throat, letting my demon side be dominant.

"Ok calm down Dickies, ain't no one gonna fight, y'all both got harassed by your wives and I don't want another fight to emerge here." Vamp Jisoo rebukes and she looks at me and Vamp Lisa, back and forth. "Just say sorry to them."

"Aren't this is you and your dumb clone's fault?" I snarled at her.

"C-clone who what? Me?! Yah!" Jisoo groaned and slapped my arm hard. "You both agreed to it!"

"Because you told us that it was fun!" Vamp Lisa chimes in, she's controlling herself not to transform but her eyes still pierced on me, burning a hole on my side profile. 

I turned to her and cocked an eyebrow. "Would you stop that? We both got kissed but you fucking saw my wife's naked body, shouldn't I be more furious about that?" I glowered and turned my body completely to face her, clenching my fists tightly.

"Ah yeah right, sorry about that." The venomous glares replaced with inno-fucking-cent look real quick while scratching the back of her head and with sheepish smile. 

"Fuck you." I scoffed.

"Cute." Demon said while staring at Vamp Lisa.

"She's a dork."

"Look who's talking... oh wait, you ain't dork, you're a dumbass."

"Why don't you get out of my body and let's fucking fight?! Do you have a fucki–." I stopped abruptly when I noticed all eyes were on me, looking at me hilariously. "What?!"

"Are you really fighting with your demon?" Vamp Lisa chuckles and walks over me, tapping my shoulder and my head, like I'm her little brother or sister or what I don't care. "I'm sorry, we should not fight and let's stop our wives."

"You saw my–."

"I know and I'm sorry but I'm telling you, I just saw her collarbone, I wasn't even looking down at her body." Vamp Lisa said and I looked directly into her eyes.

"She's telling the truth." Demon thought as we both can see the sincerity in her eyes and shook her head. "What a disappointment for another version of dork Lisa." 

"Are we done here? Might want to go back to the castle? Chae-rin and Jiyong weren't here, we need to stop two Jennies from ruining our place." Vamp Jisoo said.

"You know what? Why don't we let them fight and have some beers instead?"

"Jisoo/Chu!" Vamp Lisa and I, exclaimed in unison.

"What? This is just a rare situation, we're all free from our wives and kids, no one will nag us, no one will stop us, no one, just us, drinking and having some fun." She shrugs and looks at Vamp Jisoo, as if she's asking her own version to agree with her.