Brynjar: How are you not dead!?
Aitsu: I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!! :D
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Crudo: I guess I'm too tough to cry.
Dorotea: Yesterday you were just crying about snakes-
Crudo: They don't have any arms ;-;
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Josaki: What do we do when life gets too hard?
Pisces:
Narcissus:
Haji:
Brynjar:
Josaki: We panic-
BGM: I CHIME IN WITH A 'HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF---
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Arlo: If I went, like, missing for a week, would you be alarmed?
Donatello: I- I think so?
Arlo: That's nice, I just thought you wouldn't be alarmed-
Donatello: You're my friend!
Arlo: Don't like how you said that,,,,
Donatello: YOU'RE MY FRIEND!
Arlo: WhY ARE YOU YELLIN--
Donatello: YOU'RE MY F R I E N D
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Jouta: Mental health? Zero.
Jouta: Am I okay? No.
Jouta: Will I be okay tomorrow? Probably not.
Jouta: Hotel? T r i v a g o--
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Trent: My hair is a mess and my life it's too-
Trent: It's funny because it's true
Trent: AHAHAHahah,,,,
Trent: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---
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Rewmi: I like nice nap
Rewmi: And my naps can last up to 3 hours
Rewmi: Some call that depression
Rewmi: I call it nappin-
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Hanako: Dude, he's just not my boyfriend......
Jouta:
Hanako: He's my best friend uwu
Jouta: oh my god
Jouta: *g a g s*
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Ontario: UH what are my hobbies???
Ontario: UH comitting assault ',:)
Ontario: BAP BAP BAP
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Lilliano: So what do u want Ontario
Lilliano: Whats that one concrete goal that motivates all of your actions
Ontario: uM I DONT THINK I HAVE ONE OF THOSE
Lilliano: Well then how is anyone gonna sympathize with u
Ontario: i dONT KNOW I WANT MONEY I WANT-
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Ren: Just because I cant read, doesnt mean I cant enjoy books
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