Marino: i wanna be a dinosaur
Ontario: cuz theyre scary?
Marino: cuz theyre dead.
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Jouichiro: italics piss me off
Gianmarco: che cazzo hai detto tu stronzetto?
J: I MEAN ITALICS NOT ITALIAN
G: CHE CAZZO HAI DETTO TU STRONZETTO
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Koko: yall remember that game when we were kids where we'd say words one by one to make a story
Koko: two
Michelle: thousand
Rosanio: men
Jouta: ate
Ren: each
Rewmi: other's
Hanako: dicks
Koko: okay playtime's over yall grounded-
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Rewmi: WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANNA READ EM IN THE SHOWER
Donatello: AND TO PROTECT THE BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
Raghnall: ITS 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
Aitsu: 2013 WHERE ARE MY WATERPROOF BOOKS
Stella: im working on it
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Nile: he's lickin his lips, checking it twice
Avery: fIVE MINUTES LEFT ON HIS MICROWAVE RICE
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Hine: my heart gets heavy thinking about tne giant trash island in the ocean
Koi: yeah england is a joke
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Koko: POPULAR OPINION
mint choco ice cream and other mint flavoured ice cream taste GREAT and you cant change my mind
Rewmi: op do you accept constructive criticism
K: choose your next words carefully mortal
R: mint s u c k
K: yOU COME INTO MY HOUSE AND D I S R E S P E C T M Y M I N T S
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Bellatrix: theyre called leggings because you put your le
B: u put ur leg
B: theyre leggings because
Tiriaq: take your time
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Pisces: a cough is just a crunchy breath
Josaki: a yawn is a boneless cough
Brynjar: why tf do these make sense
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Jouichiro: i wanted to join you on language day but i just remembered i only speak english (just pretend ok)
Raghnall: burger burger constitution freedom
Koi: tea tea empire etiquette
Lighsune: sorry sorry maple hockey
Hine: kangaroo kangaroo timtam frick is that a spider
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Raghnall: carpe diem - seize the day
YOU ARE READING
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