shitnanigans

incorrect quotes pt 4 knock knock fbi's at yo door

Director: 3... 2... 1... and action!

Pisces's actor:

Pisces's actor: *looks at script*

Pisces's actor: Penis.

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Jouta and Rewmi: *vibing by the bench*

Rewmi: Have you ever heard of stranger danger?

Jouta: No.

Rewmi:

Rewmi: *summoning Toxiques* Perfect.

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Jouta: *sees Rewmi vibing with his friends*

Jouta: Sir, I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

Rewmi: Why?

Jouta: Do you really wanna know?

Rewmi: Yes.

Jouta:

Jouta: Y o u r  v i b e s  a r e  o f f .

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Brynjar: *gestures to a blank canvas* This is the list of people I care about.

Haji: But there's nothing there.

Brynjar:

Brynjar: Take a fucking h i n t .

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*shopping*

Someone: Hello, sir, how may I help you?

Arlo: Do you sell compasses?

Someone: Over on the south-east hall.

Arlo:

Arlo: If I knew where that is I wouldn't be buying a fucking compass, you stUPID SACK OF-

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Google Translate: Thank you.

Koko: *using Google Translate* Thank you.

later

Ticket Manager: F-36, enjoy the film.

Koko: You too-

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i had to add diavolo for this one.

Diavolo: I went from graphic violence, adult language, and sexual content, to wifely duties, all thanks to a defective condom.

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Zion: My plan for world domination begins with licking things to claim them as your own.

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Lilliano: What's there a ton of in heaven?

Marino: Keg stands.

Josette: Dead parents.

Hiroaki: Dead babies.

Donatello: Coat hanger abortions.

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Josaki: What gets better with age?

Brynjar: Necrophilia.

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Josaki: You haven't truly live if you haven't experienced a big black dick and a bigger, blacker dick at the same time.

Narcissus: Are you hiding something from me???

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Avery/Aaren: A successful job interview begins with a firm handshake and ends with double penetration.