Prompt 7: "Fuck, I need a drink to deal with you."
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A Pain
Tony Stark, IronMan, Anthony Edward Stark, a genius, a playboy, a giant pain in the ass. And poor Y/N had to deal with him and she had made the choice to do so.
Y/N made the choice to except the challenge of Tony when he said he could be an actual boyfriend and be faithful. And he was and he still is just with the title of husband now.
But that didnt mean that she liked to deal with all the trouble this man can cause. He doesnt even have to try and he is making things that just push Y/N to a point where she hates him at times.
The thing he does most is always making new suits not a problem, well not until he makes them help around the house and start moving things around. Or sometimes he wont calculate something right and somethings blows up.
Then you have Tony buying new things to show Y/N he loved her. Now smalls things here and there is fine, but randomly buying very crazy things after blowing up his lab again is a bit much.
"Why are you doing this to me?" Y/N questions.
"What? I bought us a yacht and our own personal Island. And I want to whisk you away my Darlin." Tony says.
"Tony I love you I really do, but Fuck I need a drink to deal with you." Y/N says.
"Why would you say that?" Tony questions.
"Your lab blew up again and your idea is to buy a boat and an island for a getaway. Tony you cant kept doing this." Y/N says.
"I cant spend money on the woman I love and take her somewhere?" Tony questions.
"No. You cant buy crazy things every time you blow the lab up." Y/N says.
"I dont know what you mean." Tony says.
"Tony, We have 5 boats, 3 islands, 15 homes throughout the world, 2 private jets, and for some reason an IronMan themed Amusement Park." Y/N says.
"Whats your point?" Tony questions.
"That you do this quite a bit." Y/N says.
"Okay. Next time I'll hold back. How would you feel about a horse ranch in Montana?" Tony questions.
"I should of went with Steve that night." Y/N mumbles.
"What was that?" Tony questions.
"I love you, but you stress me out." Y/N says.
"Okay maybe not a ranch, but a lake house in the mountains." Tony says.
"We have 2 of those already." Y/N says walking upstairs.
Sure Tony made his little mistakes, is a pain at time, and could buy whatever he wanted crazy or not. But thats just him and thats the man Y/N fell in love with.
