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Gryffindor: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.

Ravenclaw: Why?

Gryffindor: I haven't died yet.

Ravenclaw: That's...not how it works...

Slytherin: I can help you test that theory!!

Ravenclaw: Dear god no not again-

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