Gryffindor: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.
Ravenclaw: Why?
Gryffindor: I haven't died yet.
Ravenclaw: That's...not how it works...
Slytherin: I can help you test that theory!!
Ravenclaw: Dear god no not again-
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Gryffindor: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.
Ravenclaw: Why?
Gryffindor: I haven't died yet.
Ravenclaw: That's...not how it works...
Slytherin: I can help you test that theory!!
Ravenclaw: Dear god no not again-