*Everyone around a broken coffee machine*
Slytherin: So.... who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Hufflepuff:...I did, I broke it-
Slytherin: No. No, you didn't. Gryffindor?
Gryffindor: Don't look at me, look at Ravenclaw!!
Ravenclaw: What?! I didn't break it!!
Gryffindor: Huh, that's funny. How'd you even know it was broken?
Ravenclaw: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Gryffindor: Suspicious...
Ravenclaw: No, it's not!!
Hufflepuff: Let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it.
Slytherin: No!! Who broke it?!
Ravenclaw: Y'know, Gryff has been awfully accusatory.
Gryffindor: Really?!
Ravenclaw: Yes, really!!
Everyone: *screaming*
Slytherin: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.....Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
