Hogwarts Houses Incorrect Quotes

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Slytherin: I can't get into elevators with other people. I have this sort of phobia of breathing in other people's breath. So when I was asked what was wrong by Hufflepuff (who thought I looked ill) I had to fucking reply, "I prefer people when they're not breathing."

Slytherin: Now Hufflepuff thinks I'm planning another murder.

Ravenclaw: ...Another murder?!

Ravenclaw: A N O T H E R?!