Hogwarts Houses Incorrect Quotes

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Slytherin, texting: Oi, quit throwing rocks at my window!! The hell do you have a phone for?!

Gryffindor, also texting: Shoot, sorry, you're right.

*THUNK*

Slytherin: *opens their window and shouts*

Slytherin: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!