Hufflepuff: How do I ask a boy out?
Slytherin: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what? My bed has room for two.
Hufflepuff: Ohmygod no!!
Gryffindor: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car!!
Hufflepuff: Stop it!!
Slytherin: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.
Ravenclaw: I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
