Gryffindor: I am going to send you on a mission.
Slytherin: Why?
Gryffindor: Because of all the good work you've done.
Slytherin: I have the lowest success record of anyone here.
Gryffindor: It's not about numbers, friend. It's about attitude.
Slytherin: I have the worst attitude of anyone here.
Gryffindor: Just fall for my trap dammit!!
