Texting:
Ravenclaw: Motherfuking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfuking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit
Slytherin: I have no idea what we're talking about right now
Ravenclaw: Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watch this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man
Slytherin: Ravenclaw, you're scaring me
Ravenclaw: Motherfuking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck putting the time motherfuking build ship with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg
Slytherin: No problem, I'll do most of the talking at the meeting today.
Ravenclaw: No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched a year-and-a-half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy winklevoss twins growing threat or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like a dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think of is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook
*2 hours later*
Ravenclaw: MARK ZUCKERBERG
