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From Bo Burnham's "Left Brain, Right Brain"

Slytherin: This is the left brain, Ravenclaw. Objective. Logical. Cold. Analytical. Aware of patterns. Aware of trends. They're efficient...and a prick.

Ravenclaw: Tsk.

Slytherin: This is the right brain, Gryffindor. Subjective. Creative. Sensory. Aware of feelings. Aware of people. They're emotional...and an idiot.

Gryffindor: That's your opinion!! Just, be careful with opinions!!

Slytherin: Okay kids, play nice.

Ravenclaw: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. I work really hard till my inevitable death, brain. You've got a job to do? You better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain's might.

Gryffindor: I like Oreos and pussy!! Yeah, in that order!! And cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3. I am the right brain, I have feelings. I'm a little all over the place, but I'm lustful, trustful, and I'm looking for somebody to love!! Or put my penis in.

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