Slytherin: Sorry I'm late. I was...doing things.
Gryffindor: *runs in, out of breath* They pushed me down the fucking stairs!!
Slytherin: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it... giving you a little nudge.
Gryffindor: Oh I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!!
Slytherin: Hey!! Watching your fucking language in front of the innocent bean.
Hufflepuff: *smiles and waves*
