Slytherin: Hey, do you guys know how to get Ravenclaw out of their room?
Hufflepuff: Just tell them I said something.
Slytherin: Like what?
Gryffindor: Like, anything factually incorrect.
*2 minutes later*
Ravenclaw: HUFFLEPUFF YOU IDIOT, DO YOU REALLY THINK THE SUN IS A PLANET?!?!
