Hufflepuff: So I can either cook at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff, no, that's not how you make cookies!!
Hufflepuff: Floor it!!
Ravenclaw: Huffy, no!!
Hufflepuff: How about 4,000,000 for 1 second?!
Ravenclaw: You are going to burn the fucking house down!!
Hufflepuff: I am going to harness the power of the fucking sun to make cookies!!
Ravenclaw: HUFFLEPUFF NO-
