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Gryffindor: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Slytherin: It's not water.

Gryffindor: Vodka!! I like the way you-

Slytherin: It's vinegar.

Gryffindor: W...What?

Slytherin: It's vinegar, pussy.

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