Ravenclaw: Excuse me, why am I considered the responsible one?
Slytherin: Gryffindor once stuck their hand in a toaster that was still on because they wanted their toast that second.
Gryffindor: Slytherin once ate ice cream with a knife because they didn't want to acknowledge that it was their turn to do the dishes.
Hufflepuff: I almost crashed the car because I saw a dog on the sidewalk.
Ravenclaw: I'll never question it again.
