Stony One-Shots

Language!

Watching Age Of Ultron and it kinda just came to me. It is kinda short so sorry. Set after the actual movie. They already found Bucky and Pietro never died. Also it happens kinda different. And this has almost all of my favourite ships in it so...... sorry.

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"Shit!" Tony yells when Steve tickles his ribs slightly.

"Language!" Came Steve's immediate reply to Tony's swear word. They all pause in place at Avengers Tower sitting room. Everyone (Clint and Pietro, Thor and Bruce, Sam and Bucky, Natasha and Wanda, Tony and Steve (who winces)) is silent for a minute.

Steve's grip on Tony's waist gets tighter where Tony is on his lap on the end of the 3 seater couch. On the other end is Thor with Bruce sitting against his legs on the floor. On one single seater is Natasha cross legged braiding Wanda's hair who is cross legged on the floor, on another single seater is Bucky with Sam on his lap and on the last is Clint with Pietro on his lap.

Tony sniggers quietly and turns slightly so he's across Steve's legs with his feet on the middle seat. Steve's face is buried in Tony's neck, who is still giggling. Everyone starts to laugh when Steve lifts his head and his face is completely red.

"Honey? What was that about?" Tony says to him quietly. Steve just sighs in annoyance and buries his head again. "Cap?" Tony tries again.

Steve raises his head again and everyone quiets down, eager to see what his excuse is. Steve mumbled something that only Tony heard which makes him start to giggle again.

"Speak up Steve," calls Sam from his place on the couch. Steve speaks again, louder.

"It's just a reflex from when my mum used to say it to me," Tony giggles again before burying his head in Steve's neck. Everyone goes silent again until Pietro breaks the silence by whispering something in Clint's ear who then bursts out laughing. Pietro races to Wanda and Natasha and whispers to them before zooming to Bucky and Sam and finally getting to Thor and Bruce, all telling them the same thing.

Tony sits up and patiently waits as Pietro skips over him and returns to his seat. Tony pouts and slumps down onto Steve's chest, who kisses his head. "Pietro what was that about?" Steve asks for Tony.

"Pietro commented that you never say that to Tony when you guys are alone in your room," Clint supplies for his boyfriend, who is laughing along with everyone else.

Steve's face turns an even darker shade of red at the comment and Tony is trying to stifle his laughter in his hands. Key word trying.

Steve looks down at him, betrayed at his own husband laughing at the joke. Steve shakes his head and giggles too before picking Tony up off his lap and walking away from the group. The rest slowly stop laughing and go back to their conversations with their significant other.

Sam and Bucky stand up and leave the room after a minute, deciding to go for a run at Central Park. Natasha finishes Wanda's hair and they both leave shortly after to go train Wanda in more self defence. Pietro speeds out the door a second later, going somewhere only Clint knows, who gets up to follow him to the rooftop for a swim day.

"Well, guess it's just us out here," Bruce says to Thor. Thor picks up the remote off the coffee table and turns on the tv, switching it to Netflix before putting on the Umbrella Academy and snuggling into each other.

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That's it. The Umbrella Academy is my new obsession at the moment. If you've seen it, I just passed a really sad part in season 1. If you haven't seen it, I recommend watching it. It does have swearing but it's actually really cool. Anyway, that's it from me. Please request anything you want, I'm sorta running out of ideas.

Have a good day/night.

Published: 6/9/2020

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-Gracie