Chapter 166
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Warning: NSFW - very NSFW... I think you don't care if you've got this far, but just in case you're at school or going to grandma's birthday dinner or something, here's your warning.
Also, this is dedicated to Baron Cryptid. Because it's NSFW ;)
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Chapter 166
Lunch was going to be another pizza place but Nadia felt more like pasta, so they found a nice Italian restaurant instead and got there right in time for a table. It seemed to be their luck on this trip involved always finding a table and considering the city they were in, Valkyrie was incredibly grateful. The three waitresses at the large restaurant looked stressed to say the least, but were incredibly polite. Their manager, also the bartender, wasn't doing anything but standing with his arms crossed. As it was the middle of the day, no one was even drinking yet.
"He looked like a dick," Nadia muttered, looking down and speaking barely loud enough for her to hear. Their waitress, that just asked for their drinks order, went to the bar – and had to go into it to make their drinks. "Like he has something better to do."
"Nadia, shush," Valkyrie said with a smirk. "We'll just leave a nice tip, come on. You should tell me about what you want in the future now."
"I am, I am," she said, with just a smidge of attitude as she watched the manager look his waitress up and back down, lingering on her backside when she bent over to get something under the work surface. To be fair, and Valkyrie was trying to be honest, the young woman was drop-dead gorgeous and had been blessed by the heavens in terms of curves, and boy were they in all the good bits. But it was inappropriate. "Dick."
"Come on, baby, don't get upset. There's nothing we can do," Valkyrie said soothingly. "Just imagine him getting fired and take a deep breath."
"But I hate him," Nadia said, looking back at the table.
"Well don't go crazy or the waitress might think you're mad at her," Valkyrie told her, getting her girlfriend to sigh.
"You better give her a really big tip," Nadia said, begrudgingly taking a breath.
"Of course, who do you think I am?" Valkyrie grinned. The waitress, the pretty one, came with their drinks then.
"Is that your manager?" Nadia asked suddenly, gesturing with her head towards the man who was now looking at his fingernails.
The waitress looked over as she set the drinks down. "Err, yeah," she said, her Texan accent noticeable. "Is there a problem?"
"No, I just thought he had an attitude. He was looking you up inappropriately," Nadia informed her. Valkyrie took a sip of her coke.
The woman scowled and then carefully smoothed her features. "Thank you for telling me, ma'am," was all she said and then left towards a staff door.
"You just started something," Valkyrie said. "What happened to being good and just leaving a big tip?"
"I changed my mind. I'd want to be told and so would you."
"Yeah, but I assumed you'd have written a note and left it with the tip."
She shrugged and smiled coyly. "You shouldn't have assumed. Anyway, it might be fun to watch if they start a show."
"God, you have an issue. This is the second place you've done this at now," Valkyrie pointed out.
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