"Oh, it's horrible! The killer, I didn't see their face, but they must have been awful!" I shouted, going with the first choice.
"Oh, don't cry, Salt! Think of the lawsuits!"
Toilet and I gave MePhone a sarcastic stare.
"Mistah Salt, go home! Besides, it's almost time to leave anyahways!"
"Dismissed."
Walking outside the school, I saw that only a couple of other people were out there. Which makes sense, due to the bell not ringing yet. I pulled out my phone and began to text Katana.
Salty-Salt: Katana
Salty-Salt: Are you there?
Salty-Salt: Ugh
"Looking for someone?"
Katana was walking behind me.
"Oh, it's you. Why do you always appear?"
"Not like you wanted me, or something. Anyways, if you get the results of the first Student Council election, I'll get you more info on who is trying to get with OJ."
"Wait, there's another person? Spill the tea, sis."
"Wow, real cringe, Salt. Her name is Milkshake, and she's the most justifiable threat to OJ right now. I mean, have you seen her comments on this story?"
"...what?"
"Oh, never mind. You never seem to notice. Just, you need a piece of paper-"
"Like-"
"Not the real Paper, poopyhead! Ugh, you're so dumb. Please, just give me the results within the next two days, and I won't be mad. Now, I have to go. Monday nights in the mafia, we do roleplay, and I'm not going to miss it."
Katana then vanished from sight. She is so weird.
What's up with that Milkshake girl? Wanting my OJ? Didn't she see what happened last time someone did that? Please, she's got to be joking. Besides, I have the upper hand, with my own pity party going on. Anyways, I should get close to her, then go for the finish.
"Oh, hey girl!" I said to Milkshake once she came out.
"..."
"Why the sad face? Does someone need a hug?"
"..."
"...Milkshake?"
"I know what you're doing. It isn't going to work."
"Ehhhhh?"
"I've seen your actions. I know what the whole thing is. Seriously, why would you hurt me like this?"
"...wha? I don't understand."
"You're trying to date OJ. I want him too."
"What?! No, I don't..."
"What?"
I decided to lie to Milkshake.
"Um...yeah! I never liked OJ! OJ's a...well...um...not a nice person..."
Sorry, my love OJ, for what I was about to say.
(CENSORED DUE TO OJ'S SAKE)
"Oh, then I'll take him, then. Thanks, Salt!"
Milkshake then went away.
What should I do know? Should I:
> spy on her
or
> follow her and pry some information out of her (+5%)
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Go check out @ab170904 , the creator of Milkshake, the next rival! They have a cool BFB Danganronpa AU!
Nickel = Max from Camp Camp
Toilet = David from Camp Camp
MePad = Gwen
MePhone = Cameron Campbell
Suitcase = Nikki
Baseball = Neil
Someone needs to make this a reality
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