Salt Simulator: A Salt AU

Auditorium/Info-Chan

I walked into the auditorium and saw that no one was there, besides myself. I didn't want to stay there for long, I had to make it back to the Student Council club room for announcements in a couple minutes, so I was kind of urgent.

Walking out of the room, I saw something under the bleachers. It seemed to be moving, but I didn't come closer. That's a rule of horror movies, that you never investigate creepy things if you wanted to live. Ignoring the advances, I continued to walk out of the room.

But then, the thing inched closer, stopping me in my tracks. The thing wrapped around my arm, where I realized that it was a hand. That's when I began to scream.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

"Oh, shut up for Heaven's sake!"

Then, the figure dragged me to the backstage area of the auditorium, past the tall pillars, the surprisingly large amount of chairs, and the top of the area. I bonked my head on the stage and I almost passed out, but I had just enough willpower left to stay alive.

After what seemed like 4 hours of walking, we reached the backstage area. The figure threw me onto the ground, and then sat down on a chair nearby.

"Now, you're probably wondering why I brought you here."

"Can...you please explain? I'm very confused..."

"Listen. I've watched you for a very long time. I know everything about you. Your name is Salt, you have kabourophobia, the fear of crabs, you've had four different voice actors, and you have an obsessive crush on OJ."

"Wait, how do you know all this about me?"

"Simple. I'm a mafia boss. I know everything about everyone. And, you have the choice to keep it that way. If not, I'll just choose someone else..."

"Hold up! What do you actually want?"

"I need information. You see, I know this school like the back of my hand. And, I want to bring it down. You, need help. See, you're never going to succeed the way you are now. I know your motivations. It's so dull, so be lucky I'm reaching out to help you. If you help me, I'll help you. I'll tell you what I want in a second. Any questions?"

"Um...who are you?"

"Call me Agent Sneak- oh I'm just playing with you. Besides, one of my other mafia members has that name, and I don't want to copy.  Let me tell you this, I am Katana, from the mafia family in this town. I run the thing, since my parents tragically died in a boating accident when I was young. The mafia took me in, and I've risen to the top of the family. I have connections all over the world, and I could beat you up in a second. Got it, Salt?"

"Sort of..."

"Listen up. If you join my side, I'll give you weapons and help with dealing with the students who like OJ. In exchange, you'd give me some information on the Student Council election, so I can target more people to join the mafia."

"But why did you target me?"

"Oh, can't you see? You're the most desperate of them all. Wanting something you can't have, that's something only a true moron would do. But, I know how you feel. You just need a little motivation."

"Like the-"

"Not the creepy kind, ya dingus! Ugh, be glad I'm offering your sorry butt a chance. I'm off soon, so you better make your decision snappy."

This is a hard choice. Should I-

> give Katana what she wants

or

> walk away

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Choose wisely, as this will be a big decision in the book.

Also, Katana is a simp for one of the characters and will join the Student Council either way.