Salt Simulator: A Salt AU

Setting Up the Party

*One magical timeskip to Friday!*

"Good morning, students! Today is Frida y, so remember that this is early release! If you ordered prosthetic arms, make sure you pick them up by the end of today. The lunch today is chicken nuggets and grilled cheese, along with milk and water. The drama club, Roleplay club, and the Movie Club have meetings today, so make sure you go. Mr. Toilet's second period class is in the lab today. Finally, the Student Council members will have to go to the gym today to set up for the schoolwide party. You will be there the entire day. Have a wonderful day!"

Pepper and I walked down to the gym, thinking about how we love the band Spoiled Lemon. 

"But, seriously, I'm glad Starfruit returned. He's so dreamy!" I said, obviously lying.

"Oh, he's such a hunk! Here, let's make a secret code so we can talk about him!"

And, Pepper wrote down the code.

"Understandable?"

"Yes."

The code would be very helpful, as it would soon appear.

Most of the Student Council was already there. Baseball and Nickel were setting up the stage, Suitcase and Balloon were inflating balloons, which seems really morbid due to his parents being a balloon and a balloon pump, and him being a balloon and all. Marshmallow was on a ladder taping a backdrop, while Apple held the ladder. Pickle and Taco were serving REFRESHMENTS~~! Microphone and Cheesy were setting up a karaoke machine. 

I went over to the back of the room, and saw OJ and Paper setting up a movie area. He doesn't know how lucky he is. 

"Uh, Salt? Could you go get the decorating supplies from my truck?" Nickel asked.

I nodded in silence, then left the room. It was a straight shot down the hallway, and I found a bit of glass.

(SHARD OF GLASS: ACQUIRED!)

Nickel's truck wasn't that flashy. With my skills, I would've made it look great. Like a party mobile. Hehehe...

The supplies were in the back of the car. It was mostly cosplay and decorations, though. 

But, I noticed a big box of antifreeze and a dart in the back of his car. Should I take it... eh, he won't need those anyway.

(ANTIFREEZE: ACQUIRED!)

(DART: ACQUIRED!)

(- 5% sanity)

Grabbing the box of stuff, I headed back into the gym.

"Took you long enough...Jeez, you're slow." Nickel sighed, snatching the box from my hands.

"Ugh, if you'd asked me sooner, it'd be done by now."

"Whatever. Go help Soap clean."

I helped Soap clean up for the rest of the afternoon, until it was time for the party.

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Why I am I so bad at naming towns? Like, seriously, Object City and Pastatown are basic and boring. 

Also, Salt and Pepper don't make Paprika-THAT GIRL WAS CHEATING