Roman one-shots

Sander sides as conversations I've had/heard

              Relationship advice | Plantonic Royality | Romantic Mociet

Patton as my best friend,calling Roman as he walks : "I am so pissed at Janus! He keeps calling me annoying and then denies that he ever said it!!"

Roman as me,smirking: "Are you not?"

Patton,not happy: "Okay I am sometimes but he's been doing the same thing! Maybe I should just go apologize."

Roman,gasping like the dramatic bitch he is: "N O! He needs to apogolize first then you can apogolize."

Patton: "Then we're going to stay mad for weeks!!"

Roman: "G O O D! Stay mad then!"

Patton: "But he looks really upset,I should walk back to him-"

Roman,sighing dramatically: "I- Why do I try? Go ahead then."

Patton,happy again: "Great! Call you later;I love you." (No homo)

Roman: "Love you too,Bye."

They hang up.

"Do you want a spanking?" | Romantic interlogical

Me as Roman.
Two of the others as my siblings.
The rest are my cousins.
Logan as my dad.
Remus as my mom.

Roman,Virgil,Patton,Janus,and Orange side getting talked to because they got in trouble.

Dad!Logan: "Now if you lie to me you're get spanking,you don't want that do you?"

Mom!Remus: "I mean.. Yeah."

Teen!Roman: "MOM!-"

Mom!Remus: "What? It's true!"

"You look like you're adopted-"

Me as Roman.
Remus as my younger sister.
Virgil as my dad.
Patton as my mom.

Dad!Virgil: "I love you're new hair, Remus."
Kid!Remus: "Thank you!"
Teen!Roman: "It makes you look adopted-"
Kid!Remus starts crying and Dad!Virgil tries to not laugh.
Mom! Patton: "Roman! That was mean! Apogolize to your younger brother!"

"I want a cat.."
Me as Patton.
My best friend as Roman.

Patton,petting Roman's cat: "You know,I really want a cat."
Roman, confused: "But you're Mom is deadly allergic?"
Patton: "Yeah.. but.."
Roman,still very confused: "Aren't you also allergic??"
Patton,rolling his eyes: "Nooo!"
Roman,blinking multiple times: "Your itching the incoming rash on your hand now."
Patton,dead silence for a while: "Maybe I shouldn't get a cat-"

A crop top

Me as Roman
My best friend as Patton.
For background information me and my best friend both live in America. She's mixed and I'm pale white.

GB!Roman,on a phone call with GB!Patton: "So I was at the store with my mom,I step outside because my mask was bugging me."
Gb!Patton: "Okay and??"
Gb!Roman: "And I saw this guy in a crop top."
Gb!Patton,feeling proud of that guy: "You slay random guy!"
Gb!Roman: "Usually that would be my thought process too, though it was an America flag crop top with the letters America on it."
Gb! Patton,upset now: "Boo!! I take back what I said."