NEW GIRL

s1 : ep3 : wedding

Y/n's dress for the wedding: ^^

The gang - minus Y/n - we're in Jess's room as she tried on dresses.

"Why can't Y/n be your date?" Jess whined from the wardrobe.

"Because Y/n's taking Matt" Nick moaned while rolling his eyes.

"t's our first wedding together, so we need nicknames. Nick is 'Nicknack' or 'Mr. Suspenders'..." Jess waffled as she finished putting on the dress.

"No nicknames, okay, your only job tonight, is to be Nick's girlfriend, okay and make sure he stays out of trouble with Caroline." Schmidt cut in.

"Why can't you and Winston help?" Jess asked.

"We've tried, he doesn't listen to us anymore." Schmidt said as he shuddered, his mind wandering back to when Nick was crying on the floor.

"He's right, I don't." Nick agreed as the front door slammed.

"Hey guys, I'm home!" Y/n yelled from the hallway of the loft.

"In here!" Schmidt yelled. Y/n wandered into Jess's room and plopped onto the bed, in-between Nick and Schmidt.

"Hey fellas" Y/n said as she ruffled Nick and Schmidt's hair only to find herself being pushed away by the two men.

"Is Matt still coming to the wedding?" Nick sulked as he put his head on Y/n's shoulder.

"Yeah he is, some resistance but he's looking forward to meeting you guys" Y/n smiled as she placed her head on top of Nick's.

"Tah dah!" Jess exclaimed as she jumped out of the closet with the ugliest, yellow floral dress attached to her body.

"Oh Jessica, darling" Y/n sighed.

"No!" Schmidt cried, landing his head on Y/n's other shoulder.

"That is the ugliest dress I have ever seen, Jess." Nick stated.

"I'm really gonna need you to step it up tonight, okay, when I see you I wanna be thinking who let the dirty slut out of the sluthouse?" Schmidt shrugged.

"Probably the slut butler, right?" Jess said in a posh English accent.

"no" Y/n muttered, pushing her elbow gently into Schmidt's ribs. "Jess, Schmidt's half right. The dress is hideous but we can still let your personality shine through with a dress thats just not..... gross" Y/n said as she rose from the bed and went to grab a dress out of her own wardrobe.

"Yo, let's go, we can't be late, I am in the wedding." Winston appeared in Jess's doorway as Y/n walked out. He high-fived her as she walked out.

"You're the usher, so relax." Nick laughed.

"Yeah I'll be busy, that way I won't have to sit around answering a bunch of stupid questions all day, like, 'Do you have a job', 'Are you still playing basketball?' Does it look like I'm still playing overseas basketball?" Winston deadpanned.

"What is the matter with you?" Schmidt asked.

"This is the first job I've had in like, two months, dude, and I really just want get in there and ush this wedding in the face!" Winston yelled.

"You're gonna be great, man." Schmidt reassured him before turning to nick and widening his eyes.

"So when we do the chicken dance, I do it a little bit differently. I know that usually it goes 'Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh'," Jess stopped as she realised she did the dance wrong.
"duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, mmm mmm mm... But instead of the clap, I like to do a peck, because it's more realistic."

"No chicken dance!" Nick yelled.

"Okay, look, we're not trying to be mean, we just don't want you to be yourself... in any way." Schmidt slowly added in.

"Okay, suppress the Jess. Got it." Jess laughed.

"Ha suppress the Jess, nice one" Y/n laughed as she walked back into the room with a purple dress in-hand.

"Here Jess, try this one" Y/n said as she handed the dress over to Jess.

"Thanks Y/n" the girl smiled sweetly and then turned into the wardrobe to change. Y/n moved and sat down back on the bed, next to Schmidt this time.

"Did you use my hair gel?" Schmidt asked turning to look at nick.

"Did I use your hair gel?" Nick questioned.

"I'm not gonna be mad, just let me know if you did." Schmidt replied with a straight face. Y/n raised her eyebrows and began to scroll through her phone to avoid the 'confrontation' going on beside her.

"No." Nick stated.

"Sure?" Schmidt remarked.

"I used your hair gel." Nick admitted.

"Are you serious?" Schmidt asked.

"Yeah."

Y/n tried to contain her laughter. She almost burst out laughing but luckily was saved by Jess coming out of the closet in the purple dress.

"Oh my god Jess you look so amazing" Y/n screamed as she jumped off of the bed and make Jess do a spin so she could see the whole dress on her.

"Who let the dirty slut out of the sluthouse?" Schmidt laughed.

"Wow! You look great!" Nick added looking at Jess in a way which Y/n thought he only looked at her. She quickly stopped staring at Nick and moved away from Jess who opened her mouth to show her prop vampire teeth.

She tried to say something in a southern American accent but no one could understand what she was saying.

"NO!" Schmidt shouted as he ran out of the room.

"No teeth, Jess! You can't use prop teeth!" Nicked yelled, following in Schmidt's footsteps by running out of the room.

"Come on, guys. These are hilarious, kids love these." Jess laughed.

"No Jess, just no" Y/n said walking out of the room.

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