❝𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐒❞ ❧ 𝐬𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐧 ✺ 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚 [ 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐤𝐚 ]

Aloha x Army

Requested by INKatana

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''ALOHA WHAT- NO- THAT'S NOT WHERE YOU PUT IT-''

''OKAY JEEZ- IT'S MY FIRST TIME STOP YELLING AT ME!''

Mask and Skull sat in the living room of Army's house, sitting there like awkward people.
''This sounds so gay..,'' Mask mumbled.
Skull nodded as a reply.
BUT, this isn't a hentai story, okay pervs?
iT's a CoOkInG sHoW-
Well, to Aloha.

Okay, so, Aloha's teacher requested that all the students have to learn to make a cake.
No one knows why, but the teacher just said it will be a good life skill.
SO, Aloha then asked Army to make him the cake, but Army (Being the total mama bea- i mean tiger- he is to Aloha) SAID HE WILL TEACH ALOHA HOW TO MAKE A CAKE.
Aloha was like all, ''Oh yeahhhhhh easy peasssyyyyyyyyyyyyy''
And now we are here..

Well- you are-

I'm typing this out on a Laptop with auto correct...

ANYWAYS-
Army glared at Aloha and his mess.
''I said you don't have to mix the batter so hard, y'know..'' Army stated.
Aloha pouted, ''Yeah bUT i have finish this up quickly!''
''Why? Your cake is due in two days..OH Don't tell me..,'' Army let out a sigh.
''YUP. I'm going to a party~'' Aloha sang happily, ''You can happily come with me if you'd like~''
''No thanks. I don't like parties,'' Army stated.
Aloha looked at Army with sad eyes.
''Army~ Your no fuuunn~''
Army just stared at Aloha.

''No.''

''Pleaseeeeeeeee-''

''No.''

''I'll take you to a curry restaurant-''

''No.''

''How about a sushi one-''

''No.''

Aloha sighed.
''You're boring,'' Aloha stated.
Army chuckled at Aloha.
''Sure, whatever you say,'' Army said, getting a towel to wipe the spills.
Aloha puffed his cheeks.

'Army barely gets mad at me nowadays.. It's annoyiiinnnggggggg!!!!!'

Aloha liked it when Army would get SUPER mad at him.
But now, after a few months, Army didn't get that much mad at Aloha.
Normally, it would be about 100 times a day Army would punch or hit Aloha, but now, it would probably be at least...2-5 times a day.
Aloha watched as Army wiped the counter table.
Aloha blushed a bit.
''Hey..Army..?''
''Yes?''
Aloha slightly frowned when Army didn't look or even glanced at him.
''Why don't you ever go to parties?'' Aloha asked.
''It's not much of my interest,'' Army answered,
Army then moved the sink to rinse the towel.
Suddenly, Aloha appeared behind Army and wrapped his hands around Army's waist.
Army blushed a bit but quickly hid it.
"Y-You need something, Aloha?" Army asked, failing to not stutter.
"Yeah.."
Aloha nuzzled his face into Army's clothed shoulders.
"Do you think it would be less boring for me if you came to the party?"

Army sighed,.

"F-fine..But only because your going.."

"That was so gay."
"Yeah, I'm leaving-"
[Skull and Mask has left.]

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finally done uwu

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