I need you to be realistic. How long do you want me to keep writing this? Again, be realistic. Don't say 500 years like I'm gonna live that fucking long. I already dyed my hair gray.
Charli's View
I turn to see Y/n but she wasn't there. As soon as I fall asleep, she leaves because she doesn't want to "disturb" me.
She basically lives here though, I never let her leave.
"I'm down here." Someone says.
I look at the floor and see a rat.
"Holy shit." I say standing on my bed.
"Dixie needs to control her rodents!" I shout loud enough for Dixie to hear.
Dixie comes in my room and picks the rat up.
"This isn't Toby." Dixie says putting the rat on the nightstand.
"Just get them out." I say.
"Please love me." The rat says.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Dixie screams in a high-pitched voice.
Dixie drops the rat on the floor and runs out slamming the door shut behind her.
"DIXIE!" I say trying to get out of the room.
"Charli." The rat says.
"Hey..." I say.
I slowly turn around and see the rat standing on 2 legs.
"Hell no." I say with a smile.
"Listen to my voice. Dunkin addict." They say.
"Why the fuck are you a rat, (your full name)?" I ask picking her up.
"I don't know. Do you still love me?" Y/n says.
"Of course." I say.
She tries to kiss me and I turn my head. I hold her near my cheek and she kisses it.
Time Skip
I hear a scream and I run downstairs. I see dad holding Y/n over the sink while the garbage disposal was running.
"You can't kill her. It's inhumane." I say taking Y/n from him.
"They--" Dad says.
"She." I say correcting him.
"She was eating all of the cheese." Dad says.
"Sharing is caring." Y/n says putting cheese in her mouth.
Mom screams and Dixie laughs.
"It's me, Jessie, and Ari, if they test me, they sorry." Y/n says crossing her arms.
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Charli and Dixie D'Amelio Oneshots ✓
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