Hey, im bored so lets enjoy these scenarios
ノ(・ω・)ノ
GOO: guess what i'm about to get?
GUN: on my nerves
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KYO: you're really cute when you are nice
GUN *slightly blushing*: and what am i when im not nice?
KYO: hot as fuck
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CRYSTAL: lets play two truths and one lie
GOO: ok, i'll start. Im 6'1, have green eyes, and accidently set gun's car on fire
KYO: Oh! the second one is lie, you have black eyes
GUN: ........you did what?
ノ(・ω・)ノ
KYO: Gun talk in his sleep sometimes, its cute
GUN *sleeping*: fight me........motherfucker.......square up bitch.....i'll kill you
CRYSTAL: ...............
GOO: heh, i can do better
ノ(・ω・)ノ
GOO: I have never seen someone more pathetic
GUN: Have you ever seen a mirror?
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KYO: You have to apologise to goo
GUN *TO GOO*: ugh fine, unfuck you
ノ(・ω・)ノ
GUN: ugh, i barely slept last night
CRYSTAL: you know, when you cant sleep at night, it means somebody else is thinking about you
GUN: who the fuck would be thinking of me at 3 am?
KYO: y-yeah i wonder who, haha
ノ(・ω・)ノ
GOO: im just throwing my opinion out here-
GUN: Throw it out the window
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GUN: im going on a date with kyo, how do i look?
GOO: with your eyes
GUN: I dont have time for you bullshit right now
ノ(・ω・)ノ
KYO: can you buy me something?
GUN: i'd buy you the world
KYO: oh that's cool, but i just want fries. Can you buy me some fries?
ノ(・ω・)ノ
CHAIRMAN CHOI: okay, i've called you all to this meeting cause some of us dont seem to get along
GUN: goo and i are literally the only ones you called here
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KYO: stress isnt good for the baby!
GUN: what baby?
KYO *crying*: Me! im the baby
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KYO: Look, me and goo made a hat out of nothing but spoons!
GUN: That would explain why i had to eat soup with a fork.
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CRYSTAL: if you kill a murderer, the number of murderers in the world stay the same
GOO: kill two
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KYO: what is it like growing up with goo?
GUN: once, i asked goo for water when he was mad at me, he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait"
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GUN: (tapping fingers on table)
GOO: (taps finger back furiously)
KYO:.........what's going on?
CRYSTAL: morse code, they're talking
GUN: --/...--__-//-..--/___
GOO: (slams hand on the table) YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
ノ(・ω・)ノ
GOO: You have 10 happy meals and i take half of them. How many do i have?
GUN: I have all ten of my happy meals and you have a broken arm
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KYO: what's the thing i asked you not to do tonight
GUN: break someone's arm
KYO: and what did you do?
GUN: break someone's arm
I think that's enough for now. How do you think? im sorry if you dont find these funny but im still working on MFE2. Share your opinion.
Btw, credit to tumblr.
Votes and comments are much appreciated❤
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My First Everything
Hayran Kurgu~"There's no love like the first"~ Born as the only child of the head Of Yakuza Watanabe, Kiyoko Yamaguchi was raised in a whole different world from the other kids. When kids around her age were playing with kites, she played with the blades. When...
