Random Opinions And Ships

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Exactly what it sounds like.

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This is probably one of the most unpopular opinions, but...
-Charles isn't some innocent cinnamon roll. Like, sure, he's upbeat and dorky, but do you think a smol bean would carry around a rifle? He would have literally shot Sven's brains out if he hadn't lost control of the rocket.
He probably likes childish things, but he isn't childish. He's a full grown adult with a job as a helicopter pilot in the military. Don't pretend he's like two years old on the inside.

-Sven is more adorable than Charles and you can fight me. He has a giant sweet tooth and Burt probably bakes him cookies all the time. He tries to be intimidating and decisive but ends up just looking cute and pouty.

-Copperright is the only acceptable ship for Reginald and RHM. Like, who else would they be shipped with? They go together almost perfectly.

-On that note, Sven is the adopted son of Reg and RHM. That's partly why he was third in command, because they both knew that they could trust him. 

-Burt has ballistophobia, which is a fear of bullets/projectiles. That's why the only time he panics is when Charles fires a super accurate laser shot at the rocket.

-Henry can see the outcomes of his choices, like the fails in the game. He knows exactly what to do to win the day.

-Henry is the son of Terrence Suave, and Terrence also has the ability to see the outcomes of different choices. That's why it was really, really hard to overthrow him, because he knew exactly what to do to win.

-If all of the alternate Henry's from different endings started fighting, the multiverse would die, one hundred percent.

-Burt and Charles are brothers. 


Some Ship Ratings

Stickvin- 9.5/10

One of my favorites, Charles and Henry click well together

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One of my favorites, Charles and Henry click well together. But only in certain endings. Like, pushing Toppat Civil Warfare or Toppat King or basically any Toppat ending is a no go. But the ones where they work together is cool.


Ellry- 1/10

Ellry- 1/10

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No. They're better off as friends with a sibling-type relationship. Anything more than that is a no.
Ellie is the ship-supporter/captain. She's not part of the ship.


Copperright- 100/10

Copperright- 100/10

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Yes. Just yes. They're meant together. You can't deny it.


Sven x Burt (Curtisson, I think?)- 1000/10

Sven x Burt (Curtisson, I think?)- 1000/10

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Don't agree? You can fight me. 


Dave x Burt- 5/10

It used to be one of my favorites, but I don't know

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It used to be one of my favorites, but I don't know. I feel like Dave would be really clingy and Burt would find that annoying. Other than that, it's cool. Like, chill emotionless dude with anxious friendly dude with social anxiety. It's a nice mix.

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That's it for now. Thanks for listening to the ramblings of a random fanfiction writer.

Catch y'all later!

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